//a meme token that can’t be rugged. the deployer has no knobs. the owner doesn’t exist. the supply never grows. the tax never changes. the LP is already at 0x…dEaD before the first trade.

// three principles:

1. no trust required. every promise is enforced at the bytecode level.
2. fair launch by physics. anti-whale limits during the launch window. no presale. no team allocation. no vesting.
3. inevitable deflation. tax accumulates, then burns. every 69 blocks the altar incinerates itself.

// at deploy the factory mints 100% to itself then splits it:

TOTAL SUPPLY         69,000,000,000 $TOKEN  // 18 decimals, fixed forever
├─ 0.69%             → VITALIK TRIBUTE       // vitalik.eth — hardcoded
└─ 99.31%            → UNISWAP LP            // paired with 0.01 ETH
                      ↳ LP tokens minted directly to 0x…dEaD

// the 0.69% tribute is baked into the factory bytecode as a constant. cannot be changed post-deploy. same on-deploy ritual as every classical meme-tribute coin, but mandatory and uniform across the standard.

// LP tokens are sent straight to 0x…dEaDvia the router’s addLiquidityETH(... to: DEAD ...). the factory never holds LP. it cannot be withdrawn, migrated, or compromised.

// the first 9 minutes after deploy are protected. elevated taxes + anti-whale limits + auto-swap of accumulated sell tax to ETH:

//during the window, every sell that meets the dust threshold triggers an on-the-fly tokens-to-ETH swap of the contract’s accumulated tax, capped at min(userSellSize, contractBalance, 0.5% supply). ETH lands at taxReceiver. wrapped in try/catch — if the nested swap reverts, the user’s outer sell still succeeds; tokens accumulate for the next swap.

// after the launch window ends, all anti-whale limits lift and taxes uniformize:

BUY TAX              0.69%         // same as sell, same as transfer
SELL TAX             0.69%
TRANSFER TAX         0.69%
MAX TX               ∞             // unlimited
MAX WALLET           ∞             // unlimited
TAX DESTINATION      0x…dEaD       // burned, not swapped
BURN CADENCE         every 69 blocks

// the contract holds accumulated tax. every 69 blocks the full balance is pushed to 0x…dEaD. if _transferdoesn’t fire the burn automatically, anyone can call triggerBurn() to flush the altar.

// each ERC-69 token needs its own factory deployment. the factory is a single-shot contract — its entire lifecycle is one constructor call. after that transaction, the factory has no public entry point capable of moving tokens or ETH.

// constructor sequence (atomic, all in one tx):

1. require msg.value == 0.01 ETH
2. deploy token — factory is msg.sender, receives 100% supply
3. transfer 0.69% → vitalik.eth
4. approve Uniswap V2 router for the remaining 99.31%
5. call addLiquidityETH(... to: DEAD ...) — LP minted straight to dead
6. emit ERC69Deployed(token, pair, deployer)

// the deployer address inside the token contract is the factory. because the factory has no post-construction code path to move tokens, the token contract safely treats deployer as a permanent tax-exempt role— required so the initial ship + LP add don’t get taxed. no bypass risk: factory is a dead contract.

every taxed transfer:
  tax   = ceil(value * taxBps / 10000)     // never rounds to 0
  net   = value - tax

  balance[from]     -= value
  balance[to]       += net
  balance[contract] += tax

  emit Transfer(from, contract, tax)
  emit Transfer(from, to,       net)

//ceiling division closes the dust round-to-zero loophole. any non-zero taxable transfer pays at least 1 wei of tax.

// tax-exempt paths:

• contract moving its own tokens (during tax swap or burn)
• inSwap flag set (router callbacks during the atomic swap)
• deployer (the factory, permanently)

// that’s the entire exemption list. no whitelist. no admin flag. no backdoor.

// you read the source. you verify the bytecode on etherscan. you check that the factory sent the LP to 0x…dEaD, the 0.69% to vitalik.eth, and the tax receiver matches what was promised.

// then you trade. with the certainty that nothing about this token can change until ethereum itself does.

// that’s the covenant. that’s the meme standard.